2008

May

• Is It Sting or Is It Bart?

• The Problem of Two Kansas Citys

April

• At the Jim Slattery Senate Kickoff

• At the Kansas 3rd District Democratic Convention

• Who Is The 12th Cylon?

• Ink - Kansas City’s New Newspaper

March

• He’s Too Good-Looking

• Easter at Abe’s Girlfriend’s House

• In Not-Very-Close Proximity to Bruce Springsteen

• Happy Pi Day

• My Accent Problem

February

• Google Adds Street View of Kansas City

• At the Kansas Caucuses

January

• A Night in Paris

2007

December

• 2007 Christmas Cards

• The Big Dig

• Desert Showers

• Where’s Sean?

September

• Bike Week (Part I)

• Grandpa vs. The Leader of the Free World

August

• A Free Car with Purchase

• The Ghost Story

• At the Buffy Musical Sing-A-Long

• High School Reunion Weekend (Part II)

• High School Reunion Weekend (Part I)

June

• The Air Marshal

• In San Juan

May

• In Germany

April

• Hotel Florida

• Memoirs of a Jedi

• Another Tattoo

March

• Bruined

• The Archives

February

• Dear KMBC Channel 9

• At the Dead Sea Scrolls

• My Career as an Advertising Terrorist

January

• At the American Jazz Museum

• It’s a Series of Tubes

• Brian Greene at Unity Temple on the Plaza

• My Secret Project

• Surge vs. Withdrawal

• From the South

• What is “Brownback”?

• The Santa Lottery Ticket Winner

• New Year’s Resolution

2006

December

• They Always Seem to Die in Threes

• Abandoned Christmas Card Ideas

• A Family Tradition

• The Hottest People On TV

• Kansas vs. Toledo

• 45 Days Later

November

• Halloween 2006

October

• At the Wheel Inn Drive In

• The Importance of Package Design

• At Kauffman Stadium

• At Broadway Church in Westport

August

• Kansas in Distress

• Catching A Bat

• At the E.W. Bloome Awards

July

• 1916 Kansas License Plate

• Credit Card Solicitations

• At Kansas Speedway

• Saving the Planet

• Apparently, I Don’t Own a Calendar

June

• Sean Will Return July 1st

May

• Old Faithful Conspiracy Theory

• Learn French in Two Hours

• Anti-Luck

• In Fort Lauderdale

April

• Take Your Kids to Work Day

• Chagrin

• The Story of the First Ring

• The Shrinking Kansas City Star

• President Edison

• Hey

March

• A Hypothetical Scenario

• V for Vendetta; S for Soviet; C for Cool

• James Mason University

• Our House Fire

• The LINES Ballet at UMKC

• I Quit Warcraft Today

• Isometric Prairie Whales

• The Big Presentation

• A River Runs Through It

February

• Things I Should Be Doing Instead

• Geese on Ice

• Awkward, Inc.

• How a Good Art Director Can Save Lives and Bridge Cultures

• Writing Your Congressperson

January

• The Oscar for Best Movie Poster

• Trade Show Swag

• Four Things

• Twenty Four

• My Year in Cities - 2005

• My Look-alikes

• Ghostiness

• If It’s Thursday, It Must Be Armageddon

• Confessions of a Movie Cryer

• Drive Through

• Watching the Zeroes Turn

• Time Person of the Year 2005

2005

December

• Back to Newspapers

• Overcoming My Robot Fears

• 1999 Christmas Cards

• 2000 Christmas Cards

• 2001 Christmas Cards

• 2002 Christmas Cards

• 2003 Christmas Cards

• 2004 Christmas Cards

• 2005 Christmas Cards

• My Alternate Universe French Family

• Snow Falling on Cedar (Street)

• Leaving Autumn

November

• Krampus and Santa Claus

• Chocolate Discomposure

• Bush in China

• Scanning Old Photos as Presents

• Holiday Spending Survey

• The Silence of the Gryffindors

• LiveJournal is the New AOL

• On Armistice / Veterans Day

• The Flying Spaghetti Monster

• What’s The Matter With Kansas?

• A Marriage Proposal

• Halloween in Olathe

October

• Kansas Biology Teachers

• Wake Me When the Future Arrives

• Two Hurricanes Make a Right

• Flubbery Jehoosits

• My Personal Planetarium

• Electric Fence

• Colbert Rapport

• Net Prophet

• Amaized

• The West Wing Election

• Choosing Seats at Allen Field House

• My Missing Football Gene

• VANTPL8

September

• Wilted

• Welcome Michelle

• Parade Stagecoaches

• At the Old Settler’s Celebration

• Creating A Monster

• The Fine Art of Meeting Neighbors

• Sci-Fi Ship Sizes

August

• Katrina and the Waves

• Birthday Options

• Deaf and Dumb

• It’s Pop, Not Soda

• Orwell, Baum, and the Sith

• Cellphones on Do Not Call List

• Going Away Pages, Inc.

• More Comics About Creationism

• On Closing, Moving, and Wallets

• Not a Heart Attack

July

• D’Argo, Our New Bengal Cat

• A Birthday Demonstration

• RSS Feed Now Available

• Spanish vs. French

• Birthday Balloons

• Primer - the Movie

• Burning Witches at St. Andrews Golf Course

• See the Tour on the Big Screen

• Icons for a Time Trial Wheel

• Is This A Protest Flag?

• With Penn & Teller in Las Vegas

• The Las Vegas Eiffel Tower vs. the Paris Eiffel Tower

• We’re in Las Vegas

• Kansas City Loses 2012 Olympic Bid

• Tour de France Desktops

• Fireworks Finale

• Comics About Creationists

• War of the Worlds

June

• Enough With the Che Guevara Lookalikes

• Zombie Dogs

• Art Nouveau Style

• It’s Been a Busy Month

• The New House

• Receive Fine, Send Only 1K - Bad Modem

May

• Argh

• Only 1108 Days Until the Big Day!

• Stories From A Funeral

• I’m Off to See the Kansas Creationism/Evolution Hearings

• At the Tiger World Premier in Kansas City

April

• Name a Niblock

• The Easter Island House

• Sites I’ve Been Using Lately

• Difficult to Reconcile

• If You Could See Google Satellite Maps in Real Time

• Waiting for the New G5 Towers

• 10th Anniversary of Oklahoma City

• Coulter on TIME Magazine

• Identifying Insects By Their Smear

• Fritz’s Railroad Restaurant

• The New Kansas Buffalo Plates

• The Great Hard Drive Transplant

• A Realization

• Pi Day

• Why an Advanced Artificial Intelligence System Should Be Granted Civil Rights

• The Weekend That Should Have Been Interesting, But Wasn’t So Much

March

• On the Road:Update 5

• On the Road:Update 4

• On the Road:Update 3

• On the Road:Update 2

• On The Road:Update 1

• Our Itinerary

• Massacre by Crocodiles on Ramree Island

• Sean Tevis and Paul Rudd in 1987

• Sean and His Hair in 1990

February

• Newspaper Motto

• I’m Moving to Kansas City

January

• The Real “Finding Neverland”

• My Life List: 10 Places to Have Lunch

• Hemlock 2-7158

• Lloyd Tevis

• I’ve Moved to a New Host

2001 - 2004

• See the old archives prior to 2005

1998-2001

• Yuck The Web was kind of a disaster back then, so I'll spare you from these archives.